Jasonpedia -- Putting funny back in the dictionary! K through O

This is where you can find out everything about anything. At least everything I know. :-)

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K

Kayaking -- You carefully place yourself into a cramped, funny shaped canoe. Then you paddle around enjoying yourself. It is a lot of fun. To learn more, visit this site about Kayaking on the Great Salt Lake.

Koala -- A vicious little bear in Australia. Thanks to their tireless PR department, most of the world has been duped into thinking they are cute and cuddly. This is going to be a disastrous situation if they ever learn how to get off their island of mutant animals.

Kowallis -- Just as funny looking as it sounds. :-) But don't take my word for it, have a look for yourself. (Impressive pictures, info on caving, and other vital information.)

L

Language -- An ever evolving subject, with many subtle variations. When this is combined with differences of religion, it is often the root cause of wars.

Lewd -- What you say about jerks when you can't properly enunciate an R sound.

M

Manatee -- A sea cow. Why would a cow be spending time in the ocean? Because these cows are hiding. The "normal" cows consider them ugly and revolting, and have banished them to the ocean. Much like we have done with fishermen and the Navy.

N

Naardvarkia 4-- A beatiful planet located in the outer edges of the Andromeda Galaxy. Fourth planet orbiting the star Nardvarkia. It is basically like heaven on another earth. Everyone is born smart--everyone who isn't is ground up and used for food. You've never heard of it because a couple thousand years ago someone was too lazy to invent the calculator, and settled for the abacus.

Numbat-- 1. Our pet name for the marketing director of Jasonbx.com. He is starting to accept this name as his own. Mostly because it is on his paychecks. 2. A mythical australian creature that eats termites. Among Australian religions it is often called a "marsupial" and one would assume is partial to drinking Foster's. Which is why it hasn't managed to hire a PR team like the Koala's.

O

Ogle-- What men do when they wander into electronics' stores, hardware stores, and other places where there are interesting things to admire. It isn't their fault, they are genetically programmed to do this. If you know a man suffering from this affliction, it would be best to just not take him to places where you don't want him to ogle things.

Ogre-- The cute things that inhabit swamps, caves, and often live under bridges. Also found in your local bar or tavern. Sometimes accused of ogleing while there.

Overstock.com-- Have you seen their new holiday TV commercials? Listen to the words and think about it. Does anyone hearing the phrase "The Big O" actually think of their website?