This is where you can find out everything about anything. At least everything I know. :-)

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Pokemon-- strange creatures led by the evil Pikachu. Nearly driven to extinction after being linked to Tara,(see Tara) and found to be building an army in Iraq. The US army has code named this near genocide "Weapons of Mass Destruction." If we do manage to save them, we will probably have to put the in Australia, since that seems to be the worlds storehouse for mutant freaks of nature.

Putfile-- Free online video and picture storage. I think there is a quest for world domination involved, but I'm not certain. Their standards don't seem to be nearly as high as Google. :)

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Radioshack-- My new source for flashlight bulbs. Not only did they have what I was looking for, they were cheaper than any other place I tried. Kudo's to them.

Religion -- Often found in the sentence, "My religion is better than yours!" This has led to countless wars, attrocities, and much time wasted poring through boring books trying to find proof of a unprovable point. And yet for some reason humanity seems to have a need for this type of thing. It has existed throughout history, a record only matched by alcohol. One may wonder if they are somehow related.

Rensved -- is a village in Jämtland, Sweden, with three farms.

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SAT-- A strange test taken by college bound students in the United States. I live in the western US, so I have no direct experience with it. (We take the ACT) I am fairly convinced it is a worthless and unnecessary test, because I have never once needed it in my lifetime.

Smurf -- A blue humanoid creature approximately three apples tall. Don't ask what kind of apples, I don't know either. The important thing to find out is why they all wander around singing "La, La, La....", and still expect to not be eaten by any predator that finds them.

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Tara-- Some unfortunate person who President Bush declared war on after the 9/11 "bombing" of the world trade towers. ("War on Tara") Why he believed this woman was somehow linked to a bunch of middle-eastern terrorists is still a mystery to the world, and has led to much hostility directed toward Americans. Somehow we must band together to save the remaining Pokemon from extinction due to this war.

Television -- That thing you stare at when you aren't aimlessly surfing the internet. Sometimes it is funny, sometimes it is boring. But it is always there to keep you from being productive or having unique experiences.

Thanksgiving -- The day that Americans gather with their family to eat obscenely large amounts of food. This is neccesary to increase our national obesity problem. We make ourselves feel better about it by watching 50 people actually get some excersize on a football field. (We of course only migrate between the kitchen, bathroom, and couch.) The only real solution to this problem is to not buy all this food, and send all of the money saved to Jasonbx.com . This will allow a research project into why Jason Baxter, and all of his Baxter relatives are so skinny. This won't actually help anyone else, but I will be able to answer people when they ask, "How do you eat like that and stay so skinny?"