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This is where you can find out everything about anything. At least everything I know. :-) |
UUFO -- Un-identified flying object. Or flaming object, which sometimes is more fun for all involved. Utah-- The greatest empire in the Galaxy. Ummm, well maybe it is just the most powerful empire on earth. Ok, it is just one piece of one of the better nations on earth. Alright, it is a backwater little state in North America. Home to an overwhelming population of rubber chickens and Mormons. But at least it has a bunch of National Parks and other wonderful scenery to make up for it. It is shaped like this... Jeremiah went to a lot of effort to find this rock, so you had best appreciate his rock-finding skills.
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VValet -- One of the greatest employment scams of all time. You stand outside a building and people just give their car keys to you. I don't know why we haven't all picked up on this one yet. Vandoodle-- My source for all things Vandoodle! What else can I say? She is a great webdesigner, graphic designer, etc. And also has quite the collection of Redneck stuff on her site.WWikipedia.org-- An ideal website to visit if you are looking for real facts on important topics such as aardvarks, The Simpsons, or Klingon Blood Wine. I recommend using the "random article" link--you can't help but come up with a topic that no one has ever heard of before. |
XExit-- Oh wait, that doesn't go here....Xylophone-- A mythical instrument invented to appease the dictionary gods who were wrathful over the lack of an X entry. Now they can give me back my social skills.... YYodel-- A sound invented by the pain afflicted in some stupid act. Somehow this became a popular hobby for a small deviant segment of society. (The yodelling/pain affliction idea has always been popular among males.) If you can actually create such sounds without falling, smashing an appendage, or being just plain weird, you deserve an award. To pick up your award, just hop onto a flight to Australia. The Koala's will take care of you. |
ZZoo -- A safety measure created to keep stupid people from being eaten or gored by wild animals while viewing them. This has caused a massive rise in the number of morons surviving to breeding age. The only hope of remedying this situation before irreversible damage occurs is to turn all the animals loose in the streets and tell people to try and ride them. (This is the model the US National Park System was founded on and used until it was corrupted by lawyers. Please go let your child ride the Grizzly Bear!!!!) |