Brown Thing!!!!

I came home from work last week, on a day like any other day. I went through the standard routine--hanging up my coat, kicking off my shoes, etc. I went and started some food for dinner. Then I innocently wandered into the bathroom to use the mirror.(Yes, I was using the mirror.) There was something on the floor. This is not uncommon, with the herd of people wandering through our apartment stuff gets left all over the place. But this thing was different! It was very small, and dark colored. I was still only casually interested at this point. Then it occurred to me where I was, and I also realized that it was on the floor by the toilet. There was a brown thing on the floor! I was much more than "casually" interested at this point! I looked down at this unidentified object much closer at this point. It was very little, about as big as the end of my pinky finger. And it looked like it had been soft when dropped to the floor, flattening one side. At this point things were not looking good. I grabbed a tissue to pick up this disgusting little surprise. As I bent over, this is what I found.....(scroll down)

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It was identified!!! And then I started laughing uncontrollably! For those who haven't deciphered the blurry pictures, it was a chocolate chip. A small, disturbing chocolate chip. Try it sometime. Put a small chocolate chip on the bathroom floor, then look at it with your head six feet in the air, from the far end of the bathroom. Tell me that isn't a little disturbing. :-)